The reason I shouldn't make important decisions during the first (sometimes also second and/or third) day of the time of the month is that these are the kind of thoughts I have then (as in, now, save me someone):
"There should be mandatory period leave for women, like reservice for men. What's that? A step back for gender equality? SCREW GENDER EQUALITY" "Boys never have to feel this. Never ever. WHY can't I be a boy. Wait a minute... I can..." "I do solemnly promise to marry the pair of hands that give me a good back massage right now. I DO, I DO, I DO" "I mean, these pink pills look just like Skittles... How bad could it possibly be to finish the packet in one sitting?" "Mars Baaars! Maaaaars Baaaaaaaaaaaaars! YOUR MARS BARS OR YOUR LIFE"
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