Play music aloud. Ear buds out of my ear! Is there a way to Bluetooth songs directly into my head? (Hurh - while we're at it why not store the mp3 files directly inside. What's that? Insufficient storage and external memory required?) It's not like I wanna play the stuff LOUD; besides, some soft tastefully selected (or not) tunes never did anyone harm. Everyone loves heavy metal right?
Sound intelligent. I usually talk like a normal human being. I believe. And when with friends especially over munchies and/or even better, coffee, I don't lack for interesting (or not) things to talk or tell or ask about. And yet, once I'm in a meeting, once I'm seated across from the powers that be, I swear my tongue melts away and slides down my throat where it hides in the cave of my stomach till the meeting is over. And when I do talk to colleagues (outside of meetings. When the tongue has returned from vacation), I say idiotic things like: Microsoft XP was good but then Vista was - wait for it - "damn suck". *faints
Wear warm fluffy comfy bedroom slippers.
Not wear a bra. Actually, ever. Anywhere. Unfortunately, never can happen with these babies.
And while we're not answering the question, read books. In the office, in the MRT, at Starbucks and Coffee Bean and Huggs, in the hawker centre, on the sofa, everywhere. Recently went on a frenzy on Goodreads and now I have over 80 books on the to-read list. Was trying to keep it down to those I really wanna read soon. Hmm.
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