top 10 reasons to keep mommy dearest happy:
1. when she's not, she gets grumpy
2. when she's not, she gets nasty
3. when she's not, she NAGS
4. she is unthinkably unreasonable when she nags
5. and i can't reason because it appears that
6. when you're being unreasonable, you're not very open to reason
7. and all sorts of things from don't-know-when and don't-know-where come into the picture
8. you can't be doing anything; you have to listen
9. to ALL of it
10. or she'll get nastier.
Fondue craving.
HAHA ~ when life hands you crap, go get some chocolate.
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